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California Driving Habits & QuirksI can't pretend that bad driving is indigenous to or even unique to California (far from it), but it does seem to have much more than its fair share of lethally stupid, maliciously reckless, or just plain careless drivers. The sad fact about the worst California Drivers is that, as readers keep pointing out, they have all the attitude of the average Boston or New York driver, and none of the ability... Some things to watch out for (in no particular order):
What this means is that there is no way to tell for sure whether a car is going to turn or change lanes or not -- the lack of turn signals means nothing. You have to treat all cars, all the time, as likely to turn or change lanes without notice. Cars will suddenly turn across traffic right in front of you without signalling. Other cars just stop in the middle of the road with no turn signals; you learn to assume they're turning simply because they're not signalling.... In the same spirit, when you come to an intersection where you may be blocked by someone turning left in front of you, there's simply no way at all of knowing whether the car in front of you intends turning or not if they're not signalling (it is also very common for the car in front of you to only start using their indicators when the light turns green). Predictably, it is also common enough for drivers to leave their turn signals on for mile after mile without noticing, or to turn left while indicating a right turn (or vice versa). Surprisingly enough, all of the above things are actually illegal in California, but I've never in all my time here ever seen any enforcement -- in fact it's fairly common for police cars to turn without using turn signals as well.
Since California's driving laws allow you to pass in a slower lane (i.e. to the right) when it's safe and there's a properly-marked lane, this isn't usually too bad, but it's also unfortunately common for an entire freeway to have all four lanes in the same direction moving at much the same (under-the-limit) speed, for no other reason than there's no way past the four slow-moving cars. There is one important and common case where you do not want to be in the right-most lane all the time: in busy traffic on urban freeways, you should try to keep this lane as free as possible for traffic merging from the on-ramps. If you stay in this lane, you'll either keep blocking merges or become blocked yourself. It is legally your duty to let merging traffic onto the freeway wherever possible (i.e. don't be bloody-minded -- in any resulting accident, you will be legally apportioned some of the blame and responsibility). Similar observations sometimes apply to urban driving where you need to be in a certain lane for a freeway split or off-ramp some distance before it happens, simply because it is too hard to change lanes later. Another tip from a reader (Andy Stone): "When I first started driving here I quickly decided I would drive in at least the 2nd lane (from the right). This was not only for the reason that you give (the merging mayhem) but also for the fact that the right most lane will quite often become a "right lane must exit" lane. Imagine you're in no particular rush to get somewhere so are tooling along at 55 on inside lane, which then turns into an exit lane -- trying to speed up and merge into second lane in front of some one will get some Californians reaching for the glove compartment." (Hamish again:) There are some notorious spots in San Francisco and Oakland where locals somehow sense that out-of-towners don't know the freeway lane they're in is about to become an exit lane; they typically speed up and play chicken with the happless visitors, making it impossible for them to merge. A real man's sport, no doubt.
San Francisco and an increasing number of other cities around the state have installed red light cameras at certain intersections; these are somewhat effective in reducing the incidence of red light running and catching those that keep doing it, but don't rely on them.
There's not much you can do about this, either, except drive defensively, and be prepared to brake suddenly when someone does this in front of you (or into you). People I know in the Bay Area who drive professionally late at night or early in the morning actually nowadays make it a habit to stop at even green lights for this reason if they can't get a clear view of the cross streets (it's a measure of how driving has changed here in the last decade or two that they wouldn't have even thought of doing that in the late 1980's...). Reader Nicholas Byram adds: "In general, California drivers do not come to a complete stop at stop sign intersections unless they absolutely have to. (I confess that I am notorious for this). They tend to slow to a crawl, see if the coast is clear, and then accelerate again. California drivers generally will stop at a four-way stop sign intersection if they see another car who got to the intersection first, but otherwise, as a general rule, they simply slow to a crawl speed and lumber through the intersection." [Hamish again: 'round here we call this a "Hollywood Stop" or a "Rolling Stop"...] "For the sake of respect for the Rule Of Law, I think that California cities and counties should change all of their 'STOP' signs to 'YIELD' signs whenever possible, since that appears to be the de facto law."
You develop a sixth sense for death cars after a while, but as with most of these things, there's not a lot you can do when one's coming at you on the wrong side of the road at forty miles an hour -- in reverse. Your best bet is to avoid known Death Car areas (i.e. usually the rougher parts of town), and steer clear of any large old American cars, especially ones weaving along the road at high speed. Death Cars (or Death Car drivers) are guaranteed not to stay around if they cause or are part of an accident. Death Car drivers are likely to be armed; it's best not to argue with them.
There is actually a law that forbids car stereos being played in such a way that they're audible some reasonable distance (50') away, but I've never seen it being enforced, and I'm sure the average urban police officer has more important things to worry about.... (Well, one correspondent -- Trent Tilton -- reports he himself got such a ticket in San Diego, so maybe it does happen sometimes, and a law enforcement officer from elsewhere in the Southlands reports that he has given out a few such tickets...). (And thanks to Trent for the distance figure here).
Typical symptoms of this are cyclists and skaters monopolizing entire traffic lanes in heavy fast-moving traffic, or (very common) running red lights or stop signs without even slowing down (and then abusing you for not screeching to a halt for them when they run the red light directly in front of you), and cyclists riding after dark with no reflectors, let alone useful lights. Most such cyclists also mistakenly believe that cyclists in bicycle lanes have right of way over all other traffic, including cross traffic (this seems to be a fairly widespread belief in places like Berkeley). As a matter of mostly academic interest, cyclists and on-road skaters (and skateboard riders) are for the most part supposed to observe the same road rules as cars. I have actually seen a Berkeley police officer citing a cyclist for running a stop sign. (The other side of this, of course, is that as someone who used to commute to work several times a week through city streets on a bicycle (and who still rides many miles a week through Oakland and Berkeley), I can attest that a lot of Californian drivers are lethal, terroristic, lawless idiots who wouldn't even notice a cyclist if he or she was wearing flashing neon...).
Unfortunately, this habit continues on into the era of the smaller car, with a large proportion of turns being made from the wrong lane or wrong part of the road, or (even worse), onto the wrong lane or wrong side of the road. This means, for example, that it is almost never safe to assume that you can cut up the rightmost side of the road (or lane) to turn right inside a lot of other cars -- someone is almost guaranteed to try to turn right out of the left side of the road in front of you (without, of course, using their turn signals). Be careful in this situation -- you are probably going to be charged for negligent driving (assuming you survived...), even though the other driver was demonstrably asleep at the wheel.
The usual solution is the "California Cut" -- a multilane cut across the traffic, making a beeline for the exit or the fast lane, cutting an oblivious swath through fast moving traffic. This causes (at best) screeched tires, heart-stopping swerves, and traffic problems for everyone around the lane-cutter. Why couldn't they wait for the next exit? Who knows? (and it goes without saying that they won't use their turn signals during this little game; nor, in general, will they bother looking first). Watch out for this -- there's not a lot you can do about it except to be very careful when you are near freeway exits. You will be particularly vulnerable if you are just to the right of a large truck or bus near a freeway exit, as you will never see the lane-cutter as he (invariably he) charges towards you. This particular maneuver has been responsible for the most gruesome accidents I've ever seen, especially along that stretch of Interstate 80 between the Bay Bridge and the Interstate 580 west split near Albany in the Bay Area. Unfortunately, California cutters rarely cause themselves much damage, and often keep going without any idea that they've just caused a fatal accident.
This isn't really fair to the vast majority of taxi drivers who work hard and drive reasonably, but this has been one of the single biggest requests for this part of the guide. And, as a cyclist who has been deliberately intimidated by more than one taxi driver on the streets of Oakland in the past, I felt it my duty to warn you all; and remember, taxi drivers are almost always on the phone while driving, so beware... Neither of these things is particularly dangerous, but they can both cause unnecessary and frustrating traffic backups. Under normal circumstances, left-turning cars are supposed to move into the intersection when they can (usually either as soon as any cars already in front of them have moved on, or when the light first changes to green), so that more cars get a chance to get through the intersection. In fact, since the only cars that can turn left on the yellow light are those already in the intersection, if the lead car doesn't move far enough into the intersection., or doesn't move at all, fewer cars (sometimes none at all) can turn during a given traffic light cycle. Additionally, since many tight urban intersections don't have enough space to allow following cars to go around them to the right unless the car has moved into the intersection (there's usually a parked car in the way), the result is even more blockage. This behavior is frustratingly common; unfortunately, the sort of driver who does this is unlikely to respond -- or even notice -- if you try to inform them (either politely or with justified gusto). The other side of this is that quite a few drivers are happy to just sit, blocked, behind a turning car rather than to go (quite safely) around it. Of course, given many Californian drivers' preferences for not signaling turns anyway, it's usually impossible to tell whether the driver doing this is just being lazy or whether he or she is actually also turning, and just hasn't bothered to signal.
Every driver has his or her own idea about whether traffic entering the traffic circle yields to traffic already on the traffic circle, or vice versa; most people seem to assume that traffic already on the circle yields (i.e. the opposite of the British convention) -- but don't count on it. Sometimes the situation is confused by some entrances having stop signs, making it difficult to know whether, after stopping, you then have right of way, or, indeed, just who or what to stop for. The usual result is a cycle of high-speed near misses and stop-start gridlock; strangely enough, though, accidents seem to be rare. Of course, no one ever uses any turn signals when traversing traffic circles; if you use them (for example, to indicate that you're exiting the circle, the way you would in Britain or Europe), you'll almost certainly confuse everyone else.
Typical usage is something like "Wow, that guy's a real Volvo Driver" -- uttered open-mouthed after watching someone change lanes in front of you without either signalling or looking before the change, narrowly missing several cars, causing others to brake or swerve violently, and driving on serenely without having noticed anything wrong at all. Volvo Drivers sail straight through four-way stop junctions without noticing the stop signs or, indeed, any contending traffic. Volvo Drivers drive at 45 M.P.H. in the fast lane of a 70 M.P.H. freeway with twenty cars behind them trying to pass. Volvo Drivers weave around in traffic lanes, driving with one hand. Volvo Drivers signal that they're turning right as they cut left across oncoming traffic. Volvo Drivers double park in the middle of a busy city traffic lane, cheerily waving at the backed-up traffic, explaining that they're "just going into the post office for a second" (how anyone can spend "just a second" in a post office is beyond me, but that's not the point...). Volvo Drivers often seem to be talking to imaginary passengers. The term gets extra value around places like Berkeley where large numbers of ex-hippies and other aging baby boomers have forsaken beaten up VW Kombi Vans for slightly less-beaten up Volvos. Real Volvo Drivers usually have social cause stickers all over their cars -- things like "Visualize World Peace" (it's a pity they can't visualize using their turn signals...) or "Mean People Suck" (now there's a deep thought). In the Bay Area, Volvos come from the factory with a KQED bumper sticker already attached. Naturally, the term covers non-Volvo drivers, and clearly, most Volvo drivers are not Volvo Drivers. There are also apparently variants such as "Cadillac Driver", but I'm not so familiar with them. Yes, some of my best friends own Volvos. Really. (For a very funny alternative view of Australian Volvo Drivers, watch Heather Croall's short "Herd of Cows" video at Re Angle Pictures (it's one of the video links on the front page there). As Heather says, "Herd of Cows is a five minute short that 'exposes' the truth behind the myth of Volvo Drivers. Made on the cheap, this self-funded video became the centre of a media controversy around Australia." It also won Best Documentary in Adelaide Film and Video Festival 1997... (and check out the other videos on the Re Angle site -- this is a real gem of a site).
Uninsured drivers are often the worst and most reckless drivers, of course; if you have an accident, there's a fair chance it will involve such a driver. You can get extra insurance for cases where the other driver is uninsured; this ought to be mandatory, and will help defray your costs when your insurance company can't extract anything from the other driver.
Unfortunately, 4WD doesn't help either braking or turning. Four wheel drive systems do not increase braking traction on their own: a good 2WD car with snow chains can probably stop in less distance than a 4WD without chains, since it's the traction that matters here, not the drive chain. Similarly, 4WD actually tends to make steering somewhat harder due to the linked front and rear drive trains (and lockable or limited-slip differentials on each axle); added to the lack of traction from chainless tires, you can get into trouble very easily. The problem here is overconfidence: the Californian shred-head racing up to Tahoe or Mammoth for the weekend is likely to see a snow storm or snow and ice on the road as part of the sport, and slow or cautious cars as part of a macho-proving slalom race. Watch out for this, especially since there's often only one lane open during a snowstorm, and there's not much you can do when you're being tailgated except carefully pull over when it looks safe and you think you won't disappear into the snow at the side of the road. Maybe you'll get your own back several miles down the road when you pass the same SUV or pickup skidded off into a ditch with the driver waiting forlornly for the CHP to arrange a tow and book him for dangerous driving; more commonly, unfortunately, the driver has hit someone else as well and / or caused a large traffic backup and delay. SUV drivers are also an endless plague on urban roads as well. There's something about an SUV that seems to give some drivers the impression that they're actually back in the open plains or the jungle -- and that (as one correspondent put it) the rest of us slower, smaller objects are just so many logs, boulders, or ruts to be driven over. Finally, if you want an overall Grand Theory about Californian driving, I suspect it'll come from observing the fruitful synergy between the underlying American idea of absolute individual rights and the more Californian idea that resources are not only infinite, but that every Californian is owed whatever share of that infinity he or she wants, simply because he or she is Californian.
Remember that for Californians, driving is not just a privilege or a convenience, it's a natural right, up there with the right to vote or the right to talk loudly in foreign countries. The fact is, pretty much everyone has to drive -- in most parts of California you need a car or at least access to one if you want a job -- and it's not going to matter how bad a driver you are or how ill-suited to driving you might be, you're going to be out there on the roads with everyone else. Having said all this, Californian drivers are, on the whole, a lot more polite and courteous while driving than their European, British, or East Coast equivalents. Naturally, they expect you to be similarly polite: don't cut lanes, block merges, or otherwise be as bloody-minded as you'd be back home in London, Paris, or Manhattan. Remember, a significant number of Californians carry guns in their cars, and they're just itching to use them.... Note: if I had a dollar for every supposedly native Californian who emailed me over the years to suggest -- often quite seriously -- that most of the bad driving here is caused by immigrants, I'd be able to publish this guide with a vanity press.... Disregarding the unpleasant fact that for many of the emailers "immigrant" is code word for "Mexican" (they just don't have the guts to say it out loud...), it's funny to think that we immigrants are somehow to blame for the sort of driving that would cost us thousands of dollars in fines every week were we to do it where we came from.... |
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